Archaeological finds in Ancient Chennai

                                                                                                                        Date: 21-03-3024

Traces of ancient Chennai were found;

Thanks to the extensive use of plastic

We found a huge sheet depicting

A huge woman with a round face

The ancient text nearby suggests

She was the goddess people worshiped

The dynasty that ruled Chennai was

The Chennai Super kings

Another sheet was unearthed;

An old man with a bald head

Text suggests he was a very famous

Jester in the court of Super Kings

Huge prisons were built in the outskirts

With several small cubicles in each floor

Each of which contained some boxes;

Could have been torture devices

 

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