How I go to Office everyday - A Poem

My adventurous Journey begins with a transit in train

cheap and fast but can give you a strain

Lots of Chittis around here, not designed by Vasigaran

yet prefer to board the train on the run

I squeeze through the crowd in the dark subway of Guindy

on seeing the horde of plebeians waiting for bus, I turn giddy

Turning myself into a barbarian, I plough into a bus

you need to remove courtesy from your Dictionary without a fuss

Dare to Sit in a Ladies' seat and you are in a huge mess

you are a Male Chauvinist, if u have a problem with the converse

Now comes the yellow devil with a puff of smoke

i get to sit beside the driver as I'm a lean bloke

A MGM roller coaster ride for just Rs. 10

one difference there is, just the seat belt, my son

And you think the most gruelling part of the day is gone?

but there waits a man inside a cabin, the don