What to do when your Manager blasts you – A Guide

Step 1.               Replace your manager with your wife/girl friend in your mind. Now you cannot deny what he says and can’t even think about talking back.

Step 2.               Assume someone just informed you this- ‘India lost the World Cup final against Pakistan and MoM Afridi scored a 100 off 35 balls’. Now you have that terrible look on your face.

Step 3.               Stop listening to what he says but keenly count how much times his lips meet each other. Start again from 0 after you reach 1000. Now you look very attentive to him.

Step 4.               If suddenly his lips have stopped moving realize that you have been asked a question. Now don’t try to justify yourself, you are never going to succeed at that. Start scolding yourself.. don’t stop even if he interrupts.

Step 5.               If all the above have failed, your manager is a really monster. Here is the Brahmastra; Tell him he is the best and how you wish you could be like him and that you are very lucky to have him as your manager.

Step 6.               If you are a girl, don’t bother to follow my above instructions. Just Cry.