Thank you MEPCO!

It’s Friday, but I feel insecure in my Jeans

And I’m afraid the security might lay his hands on my appraisal

Thank you MEPCO for teaching me discipline!

They keep asking me to innovate and think out of the box

Do you know which book I have to memorize?

Thank you MEPCO! ; If you didn’t teach, it must be unnecessary!

I eat road side Junk food everyday

But unlike my friends, I never develop any complications

Thank you MEPCO for making my body accustomed beforehand!

I follow everyone’s orders with implicit obedience

Never do I question them even if they are wrong

Thank you MEPCO for making me a good follower!

P.S -MEPCO is the Engineering college where i studied :)

What to do when your Manager blasts you – A Guide

Step 1.               Replace your manager with your wife/girl friend in your mind. Now you cannot deny what he says and can’t even think about talking back.

Step 2.               Assume someone just informed you this- ‘India lost the World Cup final against Pakistan and MoM Afridi scored a 100 off 35 balls’. Now you have that terrible look on your face.

Step 3.               Stop listening to what he says but keenly count how much times his lips meet each other. Start again from 0 after you reach 1000. Now you look very attentive to him.

Step 4.               If suddenly his lips have stopped moving realize that you have been asked a question. Now don’t try to justify yourself, you are never going to succeed at that. Start scolding yourself.. don’t stop even if he interrupts.

Step 5.               If all the above have failed, your manager is a really monster. Here is the Brahmastra; Tell him he is the best and how you wish you could be like him and that you are very lucky to have him as your manager.

Step 6.               If you are a girl, don’t bother to follow my above instructions. Just Cry.

My Bestest friend - A Poem

She calls me every other day over the phone

And talks as though I’m her special One

She keeps on texting me; Oh Why?

Even though I never reply

She wants to get me a House, a Car ..  What not?

Ooh!  She loves me a lot

It looks like I'm getting into a vow

How am I ever going to repay her love?

If I love her enough with gust

She promises me a good future with good interest

But like all girlfriends, if I give in to her

She is going to make me a beggar

Yet! Thank you HDFC, for your love is so true!

I love you too.

How to identify a lady IT professional

Her Ear is always plugged

And her Soul is in her Cell

At Sunrise she is Samantha

By Sunset She is k.Sarala

A Shawl, She shall not use

She speaks in a suave American accent;

Except in a brawl

She sports a Shade

Even after the Sun has bade farewell

She dresses up like Al-Qaeda

Yes, both claim men's lives

Archaeological finds in Ancient Chennai

                                                                                                                        Date: 21-03-3024

Traces of ancient Chennai were found;

Thanks to the extensive use of plastic

We found a huge sheet depicting

A huge woman with a round face

The ancient text nearby suggests

She was the goddess people worshiped

The dynasty that ruled Chennai was

The Chennai Super kings

Another sheet was unearthed;

An old man with a bald head

Text suggests he was a very famous

Jester in the court of Super Kings

Huge prisons were built in the outskirts

With several small cubicles in each floor

Each of which contained some boxes;

Could have been torture devices

 

Who is happy at Office? - A Poem

Hey Developer! Who is happy?

I’m a slave even though I’m bright

Cannot go home when it’s bright

Lines of code, I have to write

Get reprimanded if it's not right

Give more work and never can I say no

How I wish I was the CEO

Ask my Boss, he is the one I know

Hey Manager! Who is happy?

I’m alone though I’m on the throne

Recession and I’m the one thrown

His mistake but I answer

Advise him and you are a monster

A gang of thugs I have to oversee

I wish I’m asked to administer just the PC

Ask my Developer, he is the one I see

How I go to Office everyday - A Poem

My adventurous Journey begins with a transit in train

cheap and fast but can give you a strain

Lots of Chittis around here, not designed by Vasigaran

yet prefer to board the train on the run

I squeeze through the crowd in the dark subway of Guindy

on seeing the horde of plebeians waiting for bus, I turn giddy

Turning myself into a barbarian, I plough into a bus

you need to remove courtesy from your Dictionary without a fuss

Dare to Sit in a Ladies' seat and you are in a huge mess

you are a Male Chauvinist, if u have a problem with the converse

Now comes the yellow devil with a puff of smoke

i get to sit beside the driver as I'm a lean bloke

A MGM roller coaster ride for just Rs. 10

one difference there is, just the seat belt, my son

And you think the most gruelling part of the day is gone?

but there waits a man inside a cabin, the don